TOLD YOU ID GET A NEW PIC ;)
This site is here cause i got fed up with all the application forms on the net where you have to put your HOME URL. so now i can cause the sites running it has mail,chat,a forum and other cool stuff to cum based on what you e-mail me about!

im 17 i was born on the 18th may 1984 and im a taurus...god this is soooo boring...well ive got 2 brothers (slightley mental) and one sister(mental) who i love very much yes i said the four letter word that all guys hate L~O~V~E woah better not wear it out huh? any way my parents are old buggers but i wouldnt trade em for the world!
(they buy me stuff you see!)
and i have two dogs (lisa and emma)lol im soo gonny pay for that...anyway my dogs names are KING who is a black mongrel and K.D. who is a german sheperd wookie half breed sort of thing.

i have had dodgy relationships for 3 years and am currently working on the fourth or fifth just now!
my life is very mundane as i live in scotland and i have to carry a weapon(my light saber usuall does the trick ;)
i go to barrhead high school which has a link sumwhere in this site (bet your away finding it already) and i study computing and biology there...when i actually go you see i should explain im a cronic asthmatic, i suffer from migranes,get all sorts of bugs and am generally a clumsy bugger as you can see from all the spelling mistakes!

parts of me (take your pants off) my friends!
My friends are few but well chosen and can hold their own which is always a good thing.

Scott(the shite master)murdoch
Garth(the spearchucker)Gildea
Stu(the hemaphrodite)glover
jon(inferiority complex)cunningham
kenny(stoner clown)renfrew
David(the friendly freak)cochrane
David(the belly)oliver
David(shoe box)McCormik
David(the queer gaylord)miller
Laura Elena(sex goddess)Cowan
Amy Leah(bob,alfi...and now drummer girl)Cowan
Mhairi(high preistess)McNidder

if your not here then you should become my friend!
there all guys (duh!) and theres a special page for all you women with the lovely vaginas out there who wish to make my accquantence!
this page is the hoes page!
go to it now or miss it forever!
yeah well those girls are "special" cases

Email Me! no dont if all your going to do is make a sarcastic comment or bitch about how crap this page is!
Mark_hotpants_hoppus@hotmail.com